Colours Pleasures Thick 8" Silicone Dildo

The pictures don't do it justice. The verbiage is inadequate. This thing is truly massive! By my measurements, he's actually 2.27" at the widest point, and 7.25" insertable.

I bought this dildo to replace a similar-sized favorite made of a questionable material. I figured if I was going to continue shoving something that large up my ass, it should probably be silicone.

When I first held this monster in my hands, I almost fell over laughing. He was gigantic! The heft of this beast... the sheer weight! The coronal ridge! The deep veiny texture! I don't think the arrival of a package has ever caused me to smile so broadly. He put my old dildo to shame. I couldn't wait to try him out.

... and he didn't disappoint. It's hard to describe just how filling he is. What a challenge! The stretch is overwhelming, and he goes so deep I can't take his entire length. He rearranged my insides. My legs haven't been that shaky in quite a while. This is easily the largest dildo I've ever owned.

His suction cup base is very supple and grips the surface like he's part of it. He didn't slide or give up in any way both times I've played with him, unlike another dildo I recently purchased. This is the real deal.

If you're looking for a challenge and you can handle a lot of girth, pick this guy up. If you have more experience with size than me, he should still be a worthy adversary. If you're a beginner, don't even think about it. Just back away slowly and hope he didn't see you.